Man Utd have international friendlies, and excuses, down to a fine art.
Why couldn't Stevie supposedly slip and fall on his wallet or something (before the call ups for such international friendlies).
Or Carra slipped over and fell when he was working his allotment, in his wellington boots. (yeah I know carra gave up on england yonks ago)
Or Pepe Reina picked up temporary blindness from wearing his bright yellow goalie jersey too long in training.